Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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