I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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