Where are you?
In a non slutty way
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
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Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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