do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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