your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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