We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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