why didn't you poke me back
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
i think i just lost a toe
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
