On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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