Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
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I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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