What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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