I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Help. Why am I so naked?
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