do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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