Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
vagina is talking i cant
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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