So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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