you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
The ass gains better be worth it
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