i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
we should paint friendship bongs
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