i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Randomize