you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Randomize
