I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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