is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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