Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They have beer where we have blood.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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