dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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