STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.