Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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