The maid of honor just puked.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
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