i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I had to cum in my sink.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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