Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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