do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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