God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
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I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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