I'm drive I can fine osifer
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I am naked and annoyed.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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