if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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