That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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