I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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