your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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