is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
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he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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