My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
what day is it and did you see me today?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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