Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
