it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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