Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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