she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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