Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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