How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
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that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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