Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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