peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
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Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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