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• (703): View more from Virginia

  i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!

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• (415): View more from California

  Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."

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• (619): View more from California

  Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck

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• (916): View more from California

  whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun

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• (904): View more from Florida

  You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?

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