i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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