I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.