I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
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I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.