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• (678): View more from Georgia

  There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.

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  We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.

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  I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!

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• (940): View more from Texas

  we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.

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• (450): View more from Quebec

  I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...

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  On that note, do I have a rule?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Clothes are such an inconvenience.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca

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• (561): View more from Florida

  She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?

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