What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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