your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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