He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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