so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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