dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
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Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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