How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
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We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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