where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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