I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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