this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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