Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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