You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
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Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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