i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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