I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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